Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head,
Rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead.
She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho,
Let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh,
Sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know The Wicked Witch is dead

Special Thanks to:

Janet Reno & her "jack booted thugs"
Elian Gonzalez & the highly irrascible Cuban-American voters of Florida
Ralph Nader & his band of merry wackos
Bill "Slick Willie" Clinton & & & & & & & & & &
What's her name
Algore
Jessie "I'm gonna start a riot" Jackson
Al "me too" Sharpton
Florida's finest voters
Monica Lewinsky
Vince Foster
Travelgate
Chinagate
Gategate
Buddist temples everywhere
dirty old men everywhere
etc, etc, ad nauseum

Yee Haa!