Like President Clinton handing out pardons to the likes of Dan Rostenkowski, I am handing out my own:
To Doug Dodge:
A pardon for being a bible-thumping maniac.
To John Harvey:
A pardon for being a gun totting, bambi killing, cheap beer drinkin' redneck.
To Mike Helland:
A pardon for being younger than I am.
To Della Martin:
A pardon for her past association with Duke University.
To John Koziol:
A pardon for calling me a partisan shrill.
To John V Petersen or Peterson (I can never keep i right):
A pardon for... ah, you know what I mean.
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Holiday wishes to all... VFP and the UT would be no fun without you.
Chris McCandless
Red Sky Software