>Like President Clinton handing out pardons to the likes of Dan Rostenkowski, I am handing out my own:
>
>To Doug Dodge:
> A pardon for being a bible-thumping maniac.
>
>To John Harvey:
> A pardon for being a gun totting, bambi killing, cheap beer drinkin' redneck.
>
>To Mike Helland:
> A pardon for being younger than I am.
>
>To Della Martin:
> A pardon for her past association with Duke University.
>
>To John Koziol:
> A pardon for calling me a partisan shrill.
>
>To John V Petersen or Peterson (I can never keep i right):
> A pardon for... ah, you know what I mean.
>
>< vbg >
>
>Holiday wishes to all... VFP and the UT would be no fun without you.
Chris,
A true Salieri you are... <g>
And I pardon you for not listening.. <g>
There's
no excuse for being liberal though.. *gd&rvvf*
Best,
DD
A man is no fool who gives up that which he cannot keep for that which he cannot lose.
Everything I don't understand must be easy!
The difficulty of any task is measured by the capacity of the agent performing the work.
