A Christmas pardon to Mark McCasland for being a death penalty-loving, free guns for everyone-loving, libertarian-do-anything-you-dang-well-please-loving, Rush Limbaugh loving, Oracle nut. < vbg >

>What?!? No pardon for me??? < bg > Just keep these Clintonista pardons in mind when [if] W hands out pardons to the wealthiest 1% and greedy industrialist with respect to media furor. :)
>
>... and to all a good night.
>
>>Like President Clinton handing out pardons to the likes of Dan Rostenkowski, I
>am handing out my own:
>>
>>To Doug Dodge:
>> A pardon for being a bible-thumping maniac.
>>
>>To John Harvey:
>> A pardon for being a gun totting, bambi killing, cheap beer drinkin' redneck.
>>
>>To Mike Helland:
>> A pardon for being younger than I am.
>>
>>To Della Martin:
>> A pardon for her past association with Duke University.
>>
>>To John Koziol:
>> A pardon for calling me a partisan shrill.
>>
>>To John V Petersen or Peterson (I can never keep i right):
>> A pardon for... ah, you know what I mean.
>>
>>< vbg >
>>
>>Holiday wishes to all... VFP and the UT would be no fun without you.

Chris McCandless
Red Sky Software