Sorry, but I just can't resist...

With John and Dave both writing verse
It's a question of who will be firs...
..t to anger the nerds
who send UT words
And prefer that all threads be quite terse.



>You mentioned the dueling verse
>And thought that things couldn't get worse.
>But I had to leave
>And I didn't receive
>John's response. Now you won't have to curse.