Here are some tried and true dating techniques.
DO
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1) On the first date, let it slip that you own a bus pass.
2) Brag about your high score on Age of Empires
3) Invite her over to play dueling banjos on the front porch
DON'T
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1) Don't mention you are on day parole.
2) Don't bring your imagininary friend on a double date.
3) Don't mention that your dad is also your uncle and your nephew
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