>Here are some tried and true dating techniques.
>
>DO
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>1) On the first date, let it slip that you own a bus pass.
>2) Brag about your high score on Age of Empires
>3) Invite her over to play dueling banjos on the front porch
>
>DON'T
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>1) Don't mention you are on day parole.
>2) Don't bring your imagininary friend on a double date.
>3) Don't mention that your dad is also your uncle and your nephew

4) Tell her you have to cut the date short to go home and wash your Mom's hair.