>>4) Tell her you have to cut the date short to go home and wash your Mom's hair.
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>Is that a DO or a DON'T?

I guess it is a DO if she is butt-ugly, and a DON'T if she is a mega-babe. BTW, I wanted it noted that I never discriminate against the butt-ugly people of the world. So far as I know, they are people with feelings too. < g >