>Dave, can I borrow $100?
>
>>Yes.
>
>Oh great!. Um... can I make that $200
>
>>Yes.
>
>Do I need to pay you back?
>
>>No.
>>Only if less than $400.
>
>Huh?
>Dave, what you call those really tall people?
>
>>The Giants.
>
>Would you mind making me a tomato and cheeze pizza with a baked crust from scratch? Oh and then Fedex it to me at work?
>
>>Absolutely not.
>
>Rats.
>
>>See you in my dreams,
>
>Um.. Dave?!

LMAO!