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13/01/2001 08:23:56
Deepak Chopra
IBM Global Services India Pvt. Ltd.
Pune, India
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Miscellaneous
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>gentlemens,
>
>I am starting a debate here on the future of VFP ? Write everything whatever you feel. If you think that VFP is losing from the market What is the reason ?
>
>thanks in advance

I'm sick of Visual FoxPro! I'm writing my own language. I'm calling it Visual .Net Assembler 2001 version 6.5. It has it's own operating system, will run on everything from a toaster to a mainframe. It tastes great, and is less filling. It comes with the long awaited DWIM() and Intended() functions. If you actually meant for a function to do something but it didn't, it self heals. It will Do What I Meant, or intended from that point on. It enhances the speed of the network just by running. If you don't have access to the internet, it will find a radio wave and piggyback onto a satellite. It works for upload and download at gigabit speeds. If newer technology comes out that is better, the program will assimilate those functionalities and improve them by 10%.

I'm not quite ready to start mass production, I've got to find someone who can effectively market such a product. I'm thinking Bill or Hillary Clinton could be a perfect fit though!< VBG >
John Harvey
Shelbynet.com

"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Stephen Wright
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