>Microsoft Restaurant
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>Patron: Waiter!
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>Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
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>Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
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>Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
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>Patron: No, it's still there.
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>Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
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>Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
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>Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
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>Patron: A SOUP bowl!
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>Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
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>Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
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>Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
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>Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
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>Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
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>Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
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>Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
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>Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
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>Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
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>Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
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>Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check
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>Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
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>Patron: This is potato soup.
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>Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
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>Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
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>Waiter leaves.
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>Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
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> The check:
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>Soup of the Day . ........... . . . $5.00
>Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . $2.50
>Access to support . . . . . . . . . .$10.00
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>Have a nice day!
>
>Matt
You forgot to mention the option which come at the bottom of the check:
like training and tests on how to swallow the bug and keep coming again for the same and different soups with bugs ,
All at concessional but extra charge.
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