Hey all,

Just for fun and to take a quick break from work I thought I'd post this. It was forwarded to me by my brother-in-law. Thought our 'off shore' friends would appreciate it!



English Confusion

Do you think the English language is easy to learn? If so, then consider
the following sentences:

We must polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

The soldier decided to desert in the desert.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The bandage was wound around the wound.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

Upon seeing the tear in my clothes I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

Ths singer had to record the record.

Will you be able to live through a live concert?

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

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