>Mr X.... why is the UT round?

Hmmm... I think we discussed this one before... isn't it so that the cover doesn't fall right in?

>Mr X.... how many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>(none...its a hardware thing!)

Depending on the KL (kinkyness level), I'd guess at least 2, but they either have to be really tiny or the lightbulb has to be quite large!

>bah da bing bah da bang.
ditto!!!! ;-)

Alex