>Methinks a lot of marginal VB developers better get used to saying the phrase, "Do you want fries with that?"

Overhead at Burger King during a slow period of March 2002.

Clerk 1: "This cash register is lame. Man, if I sill did Fox2.6 for Windows I could really make it dance."

Clerk 2: "Man, VB 6.0 would beat the snot outta that. You can't access the API or anything. Course we couldn't keep track of the days receipts."

Clerk 1: "Fox would. I'd use the screen designer to make it look purdy and then hack the SCR so that it did everything. You only need the screen designer when you first design it."

Mop dweeb: "Sheesh! You dorks. Always gotta make everything fancy. dBase 3 was fine and I could do anything with that cash register I needed to."

Clerks 1 & 2: "Shut up!"

Manager in back: "Hey, there's customers college boys!! Get working!"

Clerk 1 (whispered): "I can't believe they made a guy who only does DOS a manager!"