>>>>Nihongo hanase masu ka?
>>>
>>>UNGA BUNGA UNGA BUNGA, BUNGA BOO!
>>
>>Gomen nasai. Wakarimasen.
>>Ima boku wa uchi e ikimasu, soredewa, matta ashita!
>What language is that? I only know Romance languages.

Nihongo desu. Japanese.
You have a Colombian, I have a Japanese at home.

My daughter is an indian samurai. 8-)