>>I'm dying here...
>>1) What line of work did you need to carry a pistol?
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>This is a standard workaround for lack of security in DBF files.
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>>2) You were a passenger on a flight carrying a loaded pistol?
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>No, since John had a pistol he automatically was in charge on that flight. :)

It's been well said, "you can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word!"