PMFJI,

When I got to the airport in Miami, I was carrying four Hentzen books back that I didn't bring with me. The luggage dude said, "These two are too heavy. That's gonna cost you an extra $85.00." By watching him weigh the bags, I suspected there was an algebraic way to get them all reconfigured under the maximum weight. My wife busted out her Palm Pilot to start the calcs. While she was doing that, I started praising the Miami Dolphins, with heavy emphasis on Bob Griese. (I haven't followed football closely since I was a kid.) Well, this guy was a big Griese fan. After chewing $85.00 of my ear off, he loaded the bags up for free.

M.

>>I guess I shoulda goaded you into weighing down your luggage even further! Seems to me you went home with a copy of almost everyone *else's* book! < sniff, sniff >
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>Its a good thing I already owned the Hacker's Guide cause my bag was gettin' pretty heavy.