From the news story on the main page it looks as if we need a 12 step program for palms?


# 1: Admit that you are not a real computer.
# 2: Come to believe that he has the whole world in His hand held.
# 3: Make a decision to turn your will over to Microsoft.
# 4: Do a complete and fearless system check or your cpu.
# 5: Admit to another hand held the exact nature of your problem.
# 6: Be ready to have an a+ tech remove all your defects
# 7: Humbly ask the tech to remove them.
# 8: Make a list of all other hand helds that you have harmed.
# 9: Whereever possible make direct amends to any user foolish enough to use a palm

# 10: Continue to do a daily system check.
# 11: Through processing seek out the will of Bill Gates and ask him to give you more ram.

# 12: Having been restored by these steps go to other palms and spread the good news.