>>As a child I realized at the age of 2 that my age had doubled in just one year. At that rate, I knew I wasn't going to last very long!
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>When I turned 5, I was very happy and went running up the road in front of my house and a bird pooped on my head.

Nah, I'm not gonna touch that one with a ten foot pole! Seems like you'd be more inclinded to become one of us carnivors or omnivors after that bird did that. < G >