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Nominations For Funniest Character in the Forum
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27/08/1997 13:10:56
Matt Mc Donnell
Mc Donnell Software Consulting
Boston, Massachusetts, United States
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Visual FoxPro
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>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. (duck)
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>>>>>>Scot.
>>>>>
>>>>>Ok, guys, let me get up off the *mat*. And Mr.Becker, you're not getting away *scott* free either. From Scot's quote you ought to know that it takes a real artist do this sort of thing. And speaking of being drawn and quoted, I resemble that remark.
>>>>>
>>>>>Actually, I'm working on a new form of the art: stealth puns. They're the kind where the listener/readers doesn't groan until you've fled the scene. I've gotten off a couple on this thread.
>>>>
>>>>Ohhhh... the man has a sharp wit, someone should take it away before he cuts himself...Then, I would have to stop, as I always refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unARMed opponent.....
>>>>
>>>>(RBG)
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>>>>Scot.
>>>
>>>OK Scot, now you've really gotten out of *hand*....
>>
>>Don't be pointing your finger at me.....
>>
>>Scot.
>
>alright, it's time to *nail* the coffin shut on this one

Are you guys trying to turn this into a hardware store? Sharp instruments, nails, needles, etc. This is a software forum. I hate to drill this into you. Just trying to hammer a point across. Of course, and as usual, I'll be the one getting screwed. Plain fact of the matter is that it sounds like you're trying to take my nomination away. But you're like putty in my hands. It should be clear as glass by this time. Of course, some say I'm a chisler, but not really. You've given me the rope, and, if fact, I'm hanging myself with it, doing a floorless jig. If we keep this up, Michel's sure to clamp down on us. Well, I'd better bolt for the door before...Overload, overload, we have overload here! Emergency shutdown procedures...Shutdown failed, self destruct sequence engaged....
George

Ubi caritas et amor, deus ibi est
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