How about Visual Fox Basic. This was an April fools joke a few years back but is still funny.
http://www.mindspring.com/~cjwarner/vfb.htm

>>FoxPro is good for me but I know that for some groups it has bad (read misunderstood) echo. So what about dropping FP totally away?
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>>VD++ (Visual Data ++)
>>VD# (Visual Data sharp)
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>We are NOT renaming the product. This is a totally moot discussion. That said, have fun with it! :)