>>>>Yeah, I am a medium.
>>>
>>>Finally I found someone who confessed.
>>>So, how do you contact the ghosts?
>>
>>It took half a can of Dr. Pepper to figure out what you were talking about. :0)
>
>You must be a lousy medium then. < g >

I am an average medium.

P.S. Isn't anyone going to let me have the last pun? :-)