OK, let's make it a 4-hour contest. :-)

>Hey folks,
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>Since the Fox community is well-known for instant puns, I'm conducting a 2-hour email pun contest, starting right NOW.
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>Please send me an email or private UT message with your punnish completion of this sentence:
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>"I love being a programmer because..."
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>The best answers will be revealed in a future issue of Component Developer Magazine (CoDe). The less-than-good ones can be posted here later. :-)