>>There's a great Dilbert cartoon where the pointy-haired boss says to Dilbert, "I read that we need to have Eunuch (sp?) programmers." Dilbert replies, "That's Unix - I already know Unix." The boss then says, "If the company nurse come by your cubicle tell her I said never mind."
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>Since neither John nor Bret decided to take me on...I don't know about Unix, but I do about Linux. He was the kid with the blanket in the "Peanuts" cartoon strip.
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>>>>Those are the guys that can be trusted with the harem.
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>>>What? You guys want a shot at the title?:-)
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>>>>>What's Unix?

No No Linux is the guy that fixes my air conditioning unit...