Don't know if that will make the magazine, but I thought it was hilarious. :)

Michelle


>I know I missed the deadline, but I just saw this, and since you didn't get any responses, no matter how bad these are, I'll be in first place, at least temporarily. I love being a programmer because... it's something I can DOWHILE I'm at HOME() where I can TRANFORM() my ABS() from ROUND() to TRIM(), unless I'm ALEN(), then I can call in sick. I heard in foxpro you can get totals on all or specified numeric fields in the currently selected table. Wow, that must be SUM command. I love being a programmer because...when I'm not programming people make me sit far off away from them, but when I'm programming I can SET NEAR OFF. I wish I could return the index position for .cdx compound file index tags all by myself, but everyone knows it takes 2 to TAGNO(). That was REFRESH(ing), but Imust now PACK it in and INLIST() Icooking skills because it's almost time for ISUPPER().