>Just was told by the wife that all of my hair goes off today :-(
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Sounds familar. Just when my hair gets to a length I like, mine makes a haircut appointment for me. Are these two talking behind our backs?

I keep treatening to emulate one of my favorite Bob Dylan songs:

I'm gonna grow my hair
Down to my feet so strange
That I'll look like
A walking mountain range

Ride into Omaha on a horse
Out to the country club and golf course
Carrying a copy of the New York Times
Shoot a few holes, blow their minds