>Oh I am, these jerkies think MS Access is a more powerful tool then VFP, I told them to there faces "Your smoking crack, you don't know what your talking about!"
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>and they try running access over a WAN from east-most Maryland to west-most Maryland, and wonder why it bombs, LOL ah the competence of State employees makes we warm and tingly all over

Well, in this case just tell them occasionnaly at Windows level you have a memory message which you don't remember exactly what it was and that appeared even if you don't have any application. By that, they won't be able to blame it on VFP.