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>Mike wasn't very helpful, rather just gives a serpent when asked for a fish.
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Chuck,

This happened to be the first message up and the word "serpent" hit me.

Prompted me to go back to look for Mike's "serpent". COULDN'T FIND IT!

You are most ungrateful.
Here you have all kinds of people PATIENTLY writing your WHOLE program(s) for you and you have the nerve to say such a thing!

Your new boss, who you frequently disparage here, seems to have you read correctly in my book!

Just had to get that off my chest.