>A long while ago, while cruising IMDB, I saw something about Clerks 2000 being in the works. Evidently that never happened.

Could be the "J&SB Strike back" movie. I've also heard of plans that Kevin Smith will be doing a new Fletch movie.

>And I know this isn't a movie, but don't forget the (thankfully short-lived) Clerks animated series!

*groan*