ROFL -- good parody!

>Only you Gonz...:-)
>
>"You hand in your ticket
>And you go watch the (computer) geek
>Who immediately walks up to you
>When he hears you speak
>And says, "How does it feel
>To performance tweak?"
>And you say, "Impossible"
>As he hands you the phone
>
>Because some bugs are happening here
>But you don't know where they are
>Do you, Programmer Jones?" - Paraphrase, "Ballad of a Thin Man" - Bob Dylan