A Bee-Gees rewrite (and we all know folks like this).....

(Staying Alive)

Well you can tell me anything you want,
I'm an old Fox hand, no time to talk
You can laugh at the code I write
but they don't know better at my client site.

And it's alright,
Ain't no shame
I always have the LAN to blame.
I could try
To understand
But I ain't no VFP man.

You know that you're fading,
When the whole world is upgrading,
And you're staying alive, staying alive.
The coders in the city
know that two-six work ain't pretty,
but you're staying alive, staying alive.
@ SAY @ GET .. staying aliiiivvveee...