Q: How many thread subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 1,309:

1 to change the light bulb and to post to the thread that the light

bulb

has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light

bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light

bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb

discussion and its inappropriateness to this thread.