>OK, alternate response here (be warned). I just can't think on real ones. I have 'em, but's it's hard to elucidate.
>
>My Best Practices.
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>1. Don't piss into a stiff breeze.
>2. Intelligent keys aren't.
>3. Beer goes flat after 30 mins, drink it fast.
>4. If my PC hangs, it'll always be the unique object in the project that gets corrupted.

You forgot. "Don't tug on Superman's cape"