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Visual FoxPro
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>Our lesson. They forget everthing once it is running smoothly. We 'hide' VFP to be more windows like. Maybe we should never hide VFP and let them see the toolbars and anything else that brands the applications all the time.
>Gads

That exactly what I do... I gave up trying to hide Fox, hoping that Corprorate will soon come to realize how heavily they depend on it. And Why I'm at, here's my scenario on this:

Owners: We Need a New Inventory System of Reports to do what the Unix boxes cant.
Programmer(me): Whats it need to do?
Owners: Oh just Join 5 killer tables together and follow this list 30+ business rules.
Programmer: No Problem, When do you need it?
Owners: Last Month
Programmer: Does this project have more priority over the last 10 things you requested?
Owners: No.
Programmer: Well then it should be done sometime next year.
Owners: What? Cant you just do it in Access and get it done quicker?
Programmer: Nope
Owners: Why Not?
Programmer: How many Pagers we got online now?
Owners: (quite proud) Over 5 Million Now!
Programmer: Well knock that down to less than 30,000 and then we can do it in Access.
(2 weeks later the phone rings)
Owners: Is our New Inventory System of Reports coming soon? No? WEll then forget it we'll just do it in Excel for now.
(2 weeks later)
Owners: (groveling) Please Roxanne.... please tell us you still have the new Inventory System we requested on your To Do List?
(a few more weeks pass by)
Programmer: Here's the Inventory System of Reports you requested. Review them and tell me what you'd like to change. (hands them 3 reports each over 500 pages long)
Owners: (looking quite pale) uhhhh... did you check and verify this? Why didnt we do it in Access? Wouldnt that of made these reports alot shorter?
Programmer: Beer Please?
Roxanne M. Seibert
Independent Consultant, VFP MCP

Code Monkey Like Fritos
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