>Ok I have re-read this thread...
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>This MUST be a joke.. So Len.. I'm English and I still didn't get the fact that it was a joke.. use at least 1 little emoticon please?

Spoils the fun - if you were sitting in front of me, I'd have done the same completely seriously & left it up to you to decide if I was joking or not. Just my sense of humour.