>Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
You're right - very corny! Reminds me of the ancient rhyme:
Willie was a chemist
but Willie is no more.
What Willie thought was H2O
was H2SO4.
Cheers!
Bob Tracy
Never engage in a battle of wits if you're only half armed.
