Jeff,

That was chilling to say the least. Out of the 12 or so that were reasonable, I scored on 8 of them! I never knew... :\

Renoir

>... choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.
>
> ... you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room..
>
> ... in college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure..
>
> ... the sales people at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions
>
> ... at an air show you know how fast the skydivers are falling..
>
> ... you bought your wife/girlfriend (husband/boyfriend) a new CD-ROM drive (or a Palm Pilot) for her birthday.
>
> ... you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie..
>
> ... you can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting..
>
> ... you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel..
>
> ... you sit backwards on the Disneyland rides to see how they do the special effects.
>
> ... you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances..
>
> ... you have more friends on the Internet than in real life..
>
> ... you know what < http:// stands for..
>
> ... you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids' toys together..
>
> ... you see a good design and still have to change it..
>
> ... you spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring..
>
> ... you still own a slide rule and know how to use it..
>
> ... you think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived..
>
> ... you window shop at Radio Shack
>
> ....your laptop computer costs more than your car..
>
> ... your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work..
>
> ... You've already calculated how much you make per second..
>
> ... you've tried to repair a $5 radio..