Alright, you have me on NIC and weight. But I got you in CPU speed, RAM, and (maybe) disk space.

>>Hey, but my laptop beats your laptop, so we're even.
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>Umm, I highly doubt that. Oh, wait, you're talking about size. Well, I'll have to concede, then. My scrawny 3 pounder can hardly compete with the behemoth you've got. But yours weighs more for a reason. It's got a built-in NIC like mine does, right? :-)