>>I love these sorts of assertions. When did you stop beating your wife?
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>Still got that OffRamp tude goin'on, eh Nancy? < s >

Who? Me? It was just an example of a particular kind of statement. And it is the classic example, isn't it?

Another I like is when leaving the grocery store and a fella thrusts some paper in your face and says, "Would you like to help abused children?"