ROFL!!!

That's pretty close to the way I play, except for one added step:

- Bounce ball of paddle of windmill.


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>Easy:
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>1. Drive to golf course (10 minutes)
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>2. Step up to first tee (5 minutes)
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>3. Hit first ball deep into trees on right (30 seconds)
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>4. Hit first mulligan into water on left (30 seconds)
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>5. Shank second mulligan to right. Ball hits cart and ricochets onto practice green (30 seconds)
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>6. Drive cart to water on left (30 seconds)
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>7. Throw clubs in lake (30 seconds)
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>8. Drive back to conference (10 minutes)
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>Heck, I've even got 2 1/2 minutes to spare