And here I sit, smack in the middle of all of these places...

You can avoid all the trouble by going to the one you might not know about, it's near Kutztown.

>Hershey? Lancaster?
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>>>I like that picturesque little Dutch farming town in PA as the code name. LOL.
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>>Yes, Bird-In-Hand is quite charming. Oh, wait, that wasn't the town you had in mind, eh?