I'm afraid that you are all quite beyond hope, poor fellows: good grief, I've even seen some of you wearing your hats backwards. Reshaping the bats would only be the start. (I suppose the bats are round to make it harder to hit the ball and to try and introduce skill into the 'game'?).

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>>Yes, I've noticed you chaps getting heated about baseball games...should I mention that over here we call it 'Rounders' and it's played by children (sits back and waits for the storm....tee hee).
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>Oh Yeah!!! I suppose now you'll want us to reshape out bats in tomething quite barbaric and also not round...
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