>You forgot about wearing a kilt, which violates most of the laws of good manners (at least in a high wind) - as a male I neither instinctively cross my legs when wearing a skirt nor remember that one must needs sit down carefully if not to offend (or startle the horses).
>
>I take it you've heard the *very* old joke:
>Queen Victoria (to Highlander):
>"My good man, what is worn beneath the kilt?"
>Highlander:
>"Nothing, yer higness, 'tis all in perfect working order."

Robert;

I remember a song by the Irish group “The Dubliners”, about Scots wearing the kilt - “Donald, where are your trousers”? Asking that question is a fine way to loose your teeth.

Tom