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I have learned in law school that even the word "if" can be parsed. If it seems like an open and shut case, a lawyer can quickly provide you arguments on both sides of the issue that will cast doubt on your conclusion.
>>>Clinton certainly demonstrated that!
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>>Hell! What about O.J?
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>Even worse!
All I can say is, if I ever need a lawyer, John Peterson will be my first choice!