>>I think a proper quote is due, from The Master and his "Restaurant at the end of the Universe":
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>Dragan, who is "The Master"? Some pseudonym?

Douglas Adams. Too bad he died this year. Actually, this is a part of the great trilogy (which has five parts :) - "Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy", and you'll find the rest easily. I've read it all aloud to my youngest daughter, a chapter or two every evening, instead of a fairytale before sleep...