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>>>With apologies to Descartes, I don't say "I think, therefore I am" but "I am, therefore I think".
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>>One day Descartes stopped at a cafe and ordered coffee. The waitress ask if he wanted cream. Descartes replied, "Hmmm, I think not." ...and vanished.
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>David;
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>I looked at that for the count of 1-2-and then 3-BANG! Very good!
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>Tom

Thanks, I'm glad you all liked it. It's one of my favorites, but sometimes when I tell it, the people don't get it because they don't know who said "I think, therefore I am." So when I saw Descartes brought up in this thread I knew I could jump in. :-)