>Seen on the vehicle in front of me in the fast food drive-thru lane at lunch today:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa -
>not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Couple of years ago this slogan was at our Russian intellectual game "What Where When" as a question. I remember, we answered: "As passengers of Titanic" and at the last second, when we already gave this answer, somebody from our team guessed it correctly, but it was too late...