>Seen on the vehicle in front of me in the fast food drive-thru lane at lunch today:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa -
>not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

The best one ever I saw was on a Hungarian truck, and it was quite decently sized, so I could read it from a decent distance:

"Itt dolgozik kétszáz ló és egy szamár"

Literally "here work two hundred horses and one donkey".