>>>>>It's big, black and three-legged, hangs from the ceiling. What is it?
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>>>A grand piano.
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>>HUH?!? What am I missing?
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>My special tastes in interior decoration... I mean, it's my house, my piano, nobody should care where I put it :)

Here I was trying to think of another meaning for ceiling or hangs. <vbg>
BTW, I'd LOVE to see your decorating!