>>>>What is it: The more you take out, the more it becomes?
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>>>A hole, right?
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>>Right.

So I wonder... is that hole more whole, the more you take out, or less whole?
(my feeble attempt at a pun.
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>>>And what can run uphill faster than downhill?
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>>A wind? (Don't know the answer)
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>The fire.

Sort of like the real old one: what gets wetter the more it dries?